Okay, here are the rules of “Tag you’re it”.

1) “Base” is NOT a fixed location. It’s in a random state of quantum fluctuation (quantum foam) such that it’s always changing and moving depending on the player’s current level of fatigue.

2) I am safe so long as ANY part of my body touches base. Just because my foot is off you can’t count me out.

3) Double Tagsies is BULLS#IT!! If I tag you, you cannot tag me back right away! You must allow at least three seconds time for me to pass before you can begin pursuit.

4) Being “IT” is not an instantaneous process. There is at least a second or two before my “IT-ness” transfers into your “IT-ness”. Wolfman doesn’t change into a wolf in a nanosecond. Zombies take 12 seconds before they turn, ask Brad Pitt.