Pitchbot: Senator Mendez needs gold bars to pay for all those $78 Brooks Burgers.* Alt title: It’s getting hot out here and we ain’t talking climate change, people!

*Total airport tab: burger (medium), steak fries, side of ranch, 3 skinny margaritas, whiskey chaser, Jack Handie, and blow. No tip! Not in this economy! No wonder the people! Always, the people.