A Spider God is truly a frightening idea – if one is afraid of spiders. The fear, however, is not quite universal. Seen in a different light, a Spider God becomes an endless source of dreadful fascination, a combination of repulsion, self-loathing, and manic inspiration. Spellbound, we watch the grotesque creature spin its endless entangled slings of creative evolution and destructive retribution. It is an act of genius or neurosis? We long to liberate the Divine Godhead from this unholy prison, rip out its soul and essence from the sacrilegious body of this vile demiurge and cocoon, ensconce Him in a protective shell. How apt! A predatory act befitting of the apex predator, man.