REVET SEB-1A Goggles: We cannot over-recommend the latest incantation of the professional sports utility diving goggles! A surprisingly affordable (MSP of ฿7,000,000) and sublime effort from dogged upstart, new kid, johnny-come-lately Team Revet, sure to become a permanent centerpiece atop the showy display mantel of your swag hoard. A perfect ten in our books! Top of the line! A1 – Best Ever, just like the name, only spelled backwards. A clean elegant look, conjuring in our minds the image of a sleek mountebank surfing along a regal wave of teardrops and tiger intestines. These hardy heart hars never break, chip, dent, or commit random acts of senseless violence – not once! Versatile, they come in a variety of shapes (rhombus and cumulus) and exotic wild colors (adder vape and leukorrhea). Best of all, they never leak or fog up, if you maintain them properly. Pro tip: a little spit or urine rubbed inside the rim does the trick. And if you’re in a pinch (a case of the dry heaves or bends), there’s always the old reliable – dog poop.