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If you reuse the truss steal that fell, it could be functioning in 3 to 6 months. The repair should be put to commercial bid with a massive incentive for early and safe completion. The steel should be placed inside a large pneumatic tube dug by a gigantic boring device connected to a Neuralink brain-computer interface in order to carry those poor Asian kids safely through the cave.