What happens when you take testosterone supplements?
Your penis turns into a collection of cracked egg shells.
Category: Levity
Chihuahua Gate Gets an Update on State TV
A leaked video apparently shows El Presidente pooping on a chihuahua.
“You know what? If El Presidente thinks the video is an exoneration of him, perhaps somebody on his side actually did the leaking.”
“That makes sense.”
“It does, actually. He’s admitting he pooped on chihuahuas.”
“How many chihuahuas?”
“Hard to say. Really, this could be so commonplace that he never gave it much thought. You know, like order in the death squads, bring in the hookers and blow, some diet cokes, and a few chihuahuas.”
“It’s all part of his greater plan.”
“Exactly.”
Official Rules for Tag
Okay, here are the rules of “Tag you’re it”.
1) “Base” is NOT a fixed location. It’s in a random state of quantum fluctuation (quantum foam) such that it’s always changing and moving depending on the player’s current level of fatigue.
2) I am safe so long as ANY part of my body touches base. Just because my foot is off you can’t count me out.
3) Double Tagsies is BULLS#IT!! If I tag you, you cannot tag me back right away! You must allow at least three seconds time for me to pass before you can begin pursuit.
4) Being “IT” is not an instantaneous process. There is at least a second or two before my “IT-ness” transfers into your “IT-ness”. Wolfman doesn’t change into a wolf in a nanosecond. Zombies take 12 seconds before they turn, ask Brad Pitt.
The Hack 